1. A parrot observing his surroundings.
2. This very hyped up blonde girl pissing off the mysterious lady in black. The blonde was running around to everyone shouting, “DANCE, GET UP! GET STOKED!” And I can appreciate her enthusiasm, but MLIB (mysterious lady in black) was NOT having it. She gently (kinda?) grabbed the blonde’s arm and said, “Stop this now!”
3. A lot of butts that really want you to know they are American butts.
4. This sad coconut. Like, WHERE IS THIS COCONUT’S FAMILY?!? DOESN’T ANYONE CARE THAT THIS COCONUT WAS LEFT ALONE TO DIE?!??!?!??!
5. This guy really loving Hozier. He took him to church so hardcore, he fell asleep.
6. Coachella’s mascot: a very white, white girl wearing a bindi. Because nothing says, “I’m here to genuinely enjoy the music” quite like cultural appropriation.
7. Flower crown.
8. Oh…okay, another flower crown. That’s okay though. The more the merrier!
9. Hm…flower crown.
10. Is that a flower crown?
11. FLOWER CROWNS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!!!
12. Some great shirts that really promote positive body image!!!! (SDJKFHDJSKFHKJSD BRAIN WANTS TO EXPLODE RIGHT NOW)
13. Kanye and Beck enjoying the festival and newfound friendship.
14. Checking Snapchat > the expensive show you paid to attend. (But to be fair, same girl, same)
15. BEST FRAAANS, BEING BEST FRANSSSSS.
16. CUTE PEOPLE BEING IN LOVE (or on drugs?) AND SNUGGLING REMINDING OTHER PEOPLE (…not me…) THEY ARE FOREVER ALONE.
17. This stupid asshole. Who let her into Coachella?
18. PHONES!
19. AYYY WE GOT PHONES THOUGH!!!!!!
