18 Moments That Prove Larry David Should Be King Of The World

1. When he vocalized every homebody’s ultimate fantasy.

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2. When he reacted to an unwanted hug the way you wish you could.

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3. His face = how it feels to be in your early twenties.

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4. When he accurately described the horror of running into an acquaintance on the street.

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5. When he reminded us how dumb we all look at Starbucks.

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6. When you’re single and around touchy-feely couples.

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7. Side eye. All the side eye.

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8. When he helped us prep for that important job interview.

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9. And you can’t forget his lessons on identity and self-esteem.

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10. When he provided you with the perfect Tinder bio.

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11. When he made critical and valuable observations.

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12. When everything was the worst, but at least Larry understood you.

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13. When he had the perfect response to “Smile!”

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14. When he had an answer to the question: “Why don’t we ever hang out?”

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15. Just. This.

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16. When he understood the daily struggle of retail workers.

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17. When he didn’t know what to eat because YES, THIS IS A DIFFICULT DECISION!

18. When this happened. (Pro tip: play Beyoncé songs while watching)

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In conclusion, Larry, you are everything. Thank you for existing.

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