15 Of The Most Romantic R. Kelly Lyrics Of All Time

Because nothing says romance quite like, “I love to lick the middle like an Oreo.” Ahhh, just like the songs your grandparents fell in love to!
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1. Feelin’ On Yo Booty

“As I walk you to dance floor
We begin to dance slow.
You put your arms around me,
I’m feeling on yo booty.”


2. In The Kitchen

“Walk around in your t-shirt with nothin’ else on.
Struttin’ pass, switchin’ that ass while I’m on the phone.
Cuttin’ up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes.
Girl, you look so sexy while you’re doin’ the damn thing.”


3. Number One

“But it’s okay if you wanna brag.
The sex so good,
Go and pat yourself on the back”


4. Marry The Pussy

“I just wanna marry the pussy (put a ring on it)
I just wanna marry the pussy (put a ring on it)
I just wanna marry the pussy (put a ring on it)
Wanna go down on my knees, ask that pussy to marry me.”


5. Sex Me

“Sex me, baby baby sex me
(sex me baby) sex me sex me baby sex me.”


6. Bangin’ The Headboard

“Girl we’ll be bangin,’ bangin, bangin’, bbbangin’,
the headboard.”


7. Text Me

“Text me back some thing freaky,
Let me know just how you wanna do me,
I’m at my home, sipping on patron,
I’m all alone so baby text it to my phone yeah.”


8. Pregnant

“Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Lay your body down and get you pregnant,
Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up.”


9. The Zoo

“It’s like a jungle atmosphere.
And we’re two monkeys baby.
It’s like we’re on a vine
The way we’re swinging it baby.
See, you’re a tiger girl,
The way you’re scratching me.
I’m a lion.
In this jungle I’m a king.
Girl, I got you so wet.
It’s like a rain forest,
Like Jurassic Park
Except I’m your sex-a-saurus baby.”


10. Sex Weed

“Girl, you got that sex weed.
I just want to hit it all the time.
Sex so good that it gets me high.”


11. You Remind Me Of Something

“You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it.
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it.
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it.
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby.”


12. Ignition (Remix)

“Girl I’m feelin what you feelin,
No more hopin and wishin,
I’m bout to take my key and
Stick it in the ignition.”


13. Half On A Baby

“Half on a baby.
All I need is your body next to me.
Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”


14. Genius

“I’m blessed with the insight to please your body,
girl tonight you’re lying with a sex genius.
Nothing like the ordinary, I’m a love wonder,
tonight you’re lying with a sex genius.”


15. I Like The Crotch On You

“I like the crotch on you.” TC mark


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