14 Women Try To Describe What Their Boyfriends Cum Tastes Like

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1. “Honestly, it tastes like turds floating in salt water, which is exactly why I spit, never swallow.” —Jillian, 24

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2. “I imagine if I licked the inside of his sneaker it would taste about the same.” —Deanna, 26

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3. “I think he honestly sprays his crotch with his cologne because every time I suck his dick I just taste cologne, and when he cums, I still only taste cologne. I’d rather taste cologne though than sweaty ball sack.” —Hayleigh, 25

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4. “It tastes like bananas, but more like the Runts candy banana, than the actual fruit. The banana Runts were always my least favorite.” —Brittany, 26

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5. “It sort of reminds me of drinking green tea, like I’m doing it to be healthy, but quite frankly, it tastes like shit. I guess I don’t S my boyfriend’s D to be healthy, but same concept.” —Sam, 24

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6. “I don’t really know what it tastes like, but the texture is reminiscent of me swallowing my own snot.” —Danielle, 25

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7. “Think of the best dessert you’ve ever eaten, it tastes nothing like that. It tastes the complete opposite of that.” —Kristina, 24

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8. “I’d compare it to those green olives, real salty. But I’d never want my boyfriends jizz in my martini.” —Courtney, 26

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9. “I try to do everything I can NOT to taste it. I don’t breathe through my nose if I’m swallowing that shit.” —Elena, 25

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10. “It reminds me of when you wear shoes without socks. It’s not like terrible, but it’s distinct and like not that pleasant.” —Marcy, 24

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11. “I kinda enjoy the taste of it. It’s very acidic, which almost makes it taste fresh or something, like cucumber and lemon zest mixed together.” —Brooke, 25

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12. “It kinda just tastes like sweat. Like ya know the way sweat smells, or the aroma when you walk into a boy’s locker room, or even just a room a bunch of boys have been working out in. Yeah, that’s what it tastes like.” —Paulina, 25

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13. “It’s like leftovers that you forgot to put in the fridge, I guess that compares in both taste and experience. They sit out all night and they’re room temperature, and they’re just no longer enjoyable.” —Lexi, 27

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14. “It tastes like if you sprinkled salt on jelly that was the flavor of a bench press. Like the bench of the bench press, not the weights or the bar. The part that people’s sweaty ass lays on.” —Amanda, 26 TC mark

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