Anonymous

I don’t know why the idea came to me, but it hit me as soon as she left the room and I knew I had to act immediately and that I had to be quick and silent.

If I’m in a bad mood, I would just be passive aggressive and give him the silent treatment by going into a corner and ignoring him.

Who the hell is Dave Coulier? NO ONE KNOWS THESE THINGS.

I remember my first encounter with sperm. There was nothing sexual about that moment.

I didn’t have time to turn off the sound before my Mom had heard Zoey Holloway say “Cum for mommy.”

We had the picture-perfect relationship. Honestly.

It’s a beautiful day, but I can’t notice, because I hate everything about the sun and the morning, like commuter bicyclists with their rolled-up pant legs and constipated looks as they nervously ride along the busy, uneven street.

One-night-only-no-strings-attached encounters are controversial.

Here comes the kick: “It’s not you, it’s me”.

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The best thing to do is to spill your beans, but do it in a way that people can’t recognize you.

I just like to watch them perform. They have this attitude towards sex that feels incredibly liberating. They’re nice to look at. They inspire me to do ab-workouts.