Our transit sucks.
You guys love frappuccinos and will never hold the whipped cream.
Your news anchors deliver the news very dramatically.
There is ALWAYS a show that reenacts a domestic murder.
Your customer service is AMAZING everywhere compared to ours.
Food is more delicious, portions are bigger, and there are way more options.
You get WAY more bang for your buck at restaurants.
Cabs are priced better—if cabs were this well-priced in Toronto, I’d never walk anywhere.
Every corner has a billboard for a slip-and-fall lawyer.
Being able to buy booze anywhere is just the best thing ever.
What’s with the no-helmet law for motorcyclists?
The Canadian stereotype is wrong. Americans are friendlier.