1. Darren Criss – Actor/Singer
Fun fact: I went to high school with Glee’s gay-for-pay prodigy Darren Criss. He was a grade below me so I didn’t really know him. (Also, I had practically no friends in high school to begin with. Does this come as a surprise? Don’t answer that.) But I actually gave my stereotypical high school coming out speech in front of his class bonding retreat cohort. Clearly I inspired his career. Another coincidence is that we’re both half-Caucasian and half-Filipino. I’m like the poor man’s version of him! (After he got famous, basic-bitch mothers from our high school kept asking my mom if she knew his mom, because all Filipinos at least know each other if they’re not in fact related.) Anyhooter, Darren is too cute with his handsome face and smoldering gaze. My only complaint is that he seems like such the consummate theater geek that I fear you’d be in the middle of having passionate sex with him and then… voilà! Suddenly out come the jazz hands! And just kills the moment.
2. Mark-Paul Gosselaar – Actor
Who knew that the blonde all-American, California boy-next-door heartthrob of the 90s (Zack Morris on Saved by the Bell) was part Asian—Dutch-Indonesian to be specific? This one feels like I’m bending the rules a bit because when all is said and done he probably has like 5% Asian blood in his veins if we were to like cotton swab his inner cheek (for which I volunteer) and send it in through one of those pop-up ads on the Internet for checking your ancestral DNA. But who am I kidding, this is Thought Catalog! There are no rules!
3. Daniel Liu – Model
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmUNZuZFf7w&w=584&h=390%5D
Now here’s an Asian! Mr. Liu has impossibly high cheekbones, plump Cupid’s bow lips, and is 6’3” with the body of an Olympic swimmer—what’s not to love? Certainly the high fashion male modeling world hasn’t found an answer to that question yet as they keep booking Daniel for prestigious runway and editorial work. Asian-American male models achieving such levels of success in the upper echelon of the fashion world are so few and far between that he was even spotlighted and interviewed for NPR’s “The Next Big Thing.”
4. Arjun Rampal – Actor
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6pXB7Z7-II&w=584&h=390%5D
Holy testosterone! Mr. Arjun Rampal looks a little bit sleazy (i.e. just the way I like them). He is one virile man if I’ve ever seen one. I am a sucker for his stubble and how I imagine it would feel gently grazing against my skin, and Arjun seems to always be donning the perfect five o’clock shadow. (Perhaps my attraction to facial hair is propagated by the fact that my androgynous ass didn’t grow any myself until I was a ripe-old 18 years of age. And before then I only owned a razor to trim the gross single follicle of hair that grows out of the mole on my left cheek.) Anyhooter, back to Arjun and his strong brow, wavy hair, and comely eyes. I certainly wouldn’t mind getting acquainted with his Bollywood.
5. Sanjay Gupta, M.D. – Journalist/Neurosurgeon
You probably think I’m kidding, but I’m dead fucking serious. You have no idea how sprung I am over media medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta. So sprung that I sometimes stay up until 5:00 AM on Sunday mornings to watch his show on CNN. His puppy dog eyes, Colgate smile, chestnut skin, and salt-and-pepper hair make him a total DILF. Plus he’s a fucking brain surgeon. So he could probably hook me up with some experimental neurosurgery operations to make my social anxiety less pathological, my table manners less Neanderthal-like, and my intellectual capacity (which is currently on par with Paris Hilton’s) less below average.
6. Dennis Oh – Actor/Model
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7. Leonardo Nam – Actor
8. Daniel Henney – Actor/Model
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJaLnNNMODo&w=584&h=390%5D
9. Jung Suk-won – Actor
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjOQvVPbcgs&w=584&h=390%5D
10. John Cho – Actor
Oh my Lord(e) are there some sexy Asian men out there!
No, douchebag, you would not be big in Japan. Japan doesn’t want you! 
