7. When you order French fries and get an onion ring in there. Might as well be a diamond ring.
There are no words. Just anxiety.
As a person who shoots for perfection in just about every aspect of life, this concept took me about, eh…twenty years to learn.
1. Make negative comments about my child’s appearance.
3. Never say please, thank you, excuse me, and ESPECIALLY don’t ever ask for help.