A Trillion Things To Not Do On The Dance Floor

DO NOT force eye contact. There’s nothing worse than looking up on the dance floor to see someone staring at you with a face that says, “Look back at me right now. Let’s pretend we’re soul mates. We are dancing to the same song at the same time and I need you to look at me.”

From Chains To A Cheeseburger

The Dark Light is a comic strip series that plays with perception through the eyes of a depressed and negative girl named ZeeLee, and Thetiko, a very twisted and positive angel who follows her around.

FROM LONER TO LOVER

The Dark Light is a comic strip series that plays with perception through the eyes of a depressed and negative girl named ZeeLee, and Thetiko, a very twisted and positive angel who follows her around.

There’s This Thing About Artists

I feel like this is essay is going to be like one of those therapeutic letters you’re supposed to write to someone you’re mad at but never send. I do that a lot, I have over 800 emails in my Gmail drafts folder composed to people I’ve been mad at since 2007.