We’re doomed. We’re all doomed.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? A God who would let this happen?
God, I miss the pizza. Pizza slices so big that I could roll myself into them and take a nap.
If you’re like me (hopefully you’re not), then you spend approximately half of your life looking for the things you’ve lost, but now you don’t have to!
I’d love to deny the fact that I’m crazy obsessed with dogs, but I can’t hide it anymore. I’m coming out. I AM A CRAZY DOG OWNER.
How many quarter life crises is too many?
9. Go full weird
What are you, a unicorn?