1. This isn’t too bad — like a more humid version of the Sahara Tent. This is fine.
2. Why is everyone naked? Everyone is so naked. I feel uncomfortably close to genitalia.
3. Is that inner thigh muscle? Can you have inner thigh muscle? I bet there’s a weird name for it. I have to google that later…
4. It’s really hot.
5. I think my pores are being exorcised.
6. Am I sweating more than everyone else? I think I am sweating more than everyone else.
7. I think my inner thigh muscles are sweating.
8. I am definitely sweating more than everyone else.
9. I deserve a cheeseburger.
10. Is that what my vagina looks like in yoga pants? STOP IT VAGINA, YOU’RE EMBARRASSING US!
11. I need to remove a layer of clothing…or skin. I can’t stop sweating.
12. I could probably do that move too. I just need to have a few ribs removed…
13. What is that smell? Is that Patchouli? Why does it smell like Patchouli?
14. Don’t forget to google what Patchouli is later.
15. I don’t know what Kombucha is, BUT I THINK I NEED SOME.
16. Why did I pick a spot near the mirror? No one should have to see me like this.
17. OH MY GOD. I think I sweat off my eyebrows.
18. Am I still breathing?
19. It’s still too hot. Can I take off my pants? I don’t think anyone would notice.
20. Child’s pose is great!
21. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t fall asleep.
22. I did it! Namastay’ on my mat for a bit longer.