The Unedited Truth About Why You’re A Terrible Person, Based On Your ‘Lunar Personality’

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Your ‘lunar personality’ is the phase of the moon you were born in. The placement of the moon at the moment of your birth allows you to understand your personality traits and why you function the way you do. The moon goes through eight phases including, New Moon, First Crescent, First Quarter, Waxing Gibbous, Full Moon, Waning Gibbous, Third Quarter and Balsamic Moon.

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New Moon

If you were born during the New Moon you’re a terrible person because you just always think you know everything. You have big opinions and you make sure everyone around you always knows them. You’re passionate but to a fault. If someone disagrees with you, you shun them because you believe them to be wrong, and in your mind, being wrong is just not okay. If you were born during the New Moon, it’s beyond ‘your way, or the highway’. For you, it’s more like, ‘your way, or get the hell out of your sight’.

First Crescent

If you were born during the First Crescent, you’re a terrible person because you can never admit when you’re wrong. You’re stubborn. So stubborn, it ruins your relationships and it hurts people. You’re obsessed with being right, and even when you know you might not be, you find a ‘way’ to prove you are. If you were born during the First Crescent, your hurt people with your stubbornness, but remember, in the long run, it hurts you too.

First Quarter

If you were born during the First Quarter you’re a control freak and honestly, it freaks other people out. You need to be in charge of everything or you’re not happy. Plain and simple, you don’t trust people. You think you are capable of anything, and you won’t ever rely on someone else because, in your head, you’re the only person who can be trusted. If you were born during the First Quarter, you want your rules, to always rule. But you need to know that everyone isn’t always going to blindly follow your lead.

Waxing Gibbous

If you were born during the Waxing Gibbous you’re a terrible person because you tend to play the victim. You feel sorry for yourself too often, and honestly, it’s kind of annoying. You hurt people but then you’ll twist it in a way to make it seem like they hurt you. If you were born during the Waxing Gibbous one second, you’ll try to help everyone around you, but then you’ll make them all feel guilty for it later because you’ll make it seem like while you’re there for everyone, no one is ever there for you.

Full Moon

If you were born during the Full Moon you’re a terrible person because you lose your shit way too often. You explode on people over a simple misunderstanding. You’re overemotional and overdramatic, and you don’t always know how to keep those two things in check. And when you don’t, it’s a deadly combination. If you were born during the Full moon, you think you’re scaring people from ever messing with you, but really you’re just scaring people to the point where they’re never going to want to even be around you.

Waning Gibbous

If you were born during the Waning Gibbous you’re a terrible person because you’re constantly trying to change people into what you think they should be. You think you’re helping them, but really you’re only making them question whether or not they’re good enough as they are. If you were born during the Waning Gibbous, you crave to make this world a better place, and you think you have everything figured out, but you don’t. Differences are what makes the world great, and conforming people does damage. Sometimes, people need to find their own way, and you should let them.

Third Quarter

If you were born during the Third Quarter you’re a terrible person because you’re selfish. You don’t think of the people you love when you make big decisions, and you sure as hell don’t consider their feelings. You consider you, and you only. If you were born in the Third Quarter, you call yourself independent, but sometimes, it’s that you’re selfish, and sometimes the people you love need to be put first too.

Balsamic Moon

If you were born during the Balsamic Moon you’re a terrible person because you won’t let people in, but that doesn’t stop you from leading them on. You like people, but you don’t love them. You go through life seeking answers, and once you get what you’ve wanted from a specific person, you cut that person from your life, because to you, they have already served their purpose. If you were born during the Balsamic Moon, someone has to be extremely special in your eyes to be kept around, and that’s why you bail on most people. But what sucks is you were special to them and it hurts to be cut off once they’re no longer of any use to you. TC mark

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