Almie Rose

Let's watch Lost tonight. You can be my black John Locke tonight. My book is available here.

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The Top 10 Hottest Babies

This baby was so hot that even David Bowie wanted him. If David Bowie wants to kidnap you, say yes. Parents need to educate their children on the dangers of being kinapped by anyone but David Bowie.

10 Things You Need To Stop Putting On Instagram

Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Also, why? I don’t understand. Everywhere I go on Instagram, feet. That shot, of you, clearly point the camera down, at your feet. You in oxfords. You in flats. You barefoot. You on pavement. You on grass. You on carpet. Why?

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