Almie Rose
Let's watch Lost tonight. You can be my black John Locke tonight. My book is available here.
Latest Posts
Top 5 Most Condescending Things You Can Say To Someone
“It’s gonna be okay.” Oh, is it? Is it, future wizard? Of course you can say it’s okay, you’re not the one sobbing in a bar singing “Drops of Jupiter” at karaoke night, are you?
The Top 10 Hottest Babies
This baby was so hot that even David Bowie wanted him. If David Bowie wants to kidnap you, say yes. Parents need to educate their children on the dangers of being kinapped by anyone but David Bowie.
Top 10 Old People I’d Like To Date
White hair, cigar, bow tie AND brandy snifter? It’s like I’ve died and gone to where this guy lives!
Top 10 Signs You’re An Adult
You don’t give a monkey what people think about your tastes. You have no idea what the hot new bands are and you just don’t care.
Top 10 Best Outfits In Disney Films
That cape! That staff! That lipstick! Those horns! That dragon transformation! What kind of game are you playing, Millificent? You’re like the Lady Gaga of the Disney world.
10 Things You Need To Stop Putting On Instagram
Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Also, why? I don’t understand. Everywhere I go on Instagram, feet. That shot, of you, clearly point the camera down, at your feet. You in oxfords. You in flats. You barefoot. You on pavement. You on grass. You on carpet. Why?
