Am I in Macy’s? Or any sort of department store? What about a gift shop?
I plan on having kids right around the time I plan on having tea with Michael Caine in a gumdrop palace on the moon.
It’s not lying if you believe it.
Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.
When you put someone up on a pedestal they don’t ever step down. They crash to the floor.
Just think what YOU can accomplish!
Growing up I was always embarrassed for the women who acted in tampon commercials. Now I think it would be a great gig for me.
Much like earthquakes or Voldemort attacks, running into your ex happens when you’re not expecting it.
These headphones are statements. These headphones are like a secret handshake. You see someone wearing Beats By Dre, and you think — we are together in this.