It’s not lying if you believe it.
Having “the relationship talk” WAY too soon.
When you put someone up on a pedestal they don’t ever step down. They crash to the floor.
Just think what YOU can accomplish!
Growing up I was always embarrassed for the women who acted in tampon commercials. Now I think it would be a great gig for me.
Much like earthquakes or Voldemort attacks, running into your ex happens when you’re not expecting it.
These headphones are statements. These headphones are like a secret handshake. You see someone wearing Beats By Dre, and you think — we are together in this.
Here’s what I’m thinking and feeling, before, after, and during my workout, presented to you in Patrick Bateman/’American Psycho’ GIF form.
Do we really think we are the first generation to feel pressure to find a job, make money, be successful, meet the demands of our parents, and want more than a mediocre and conventional life?
1. Limit yourself to 2 carry-ons.