It begins with Monday. A dreaded day for most but not so much for me. I take comfort in knowing that I have an entire five days where it will be socially acceptable to hibernate.
If I had known you were going to propose to her, I would have told you that I loved you.
I try not to go into such elaborate detail as it’s sad and uncomfortable and who wants to hear my sad and, quite honestly, unoriginal sob story about what I feel like I am truly missing in life.