Alice Clarke

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Alice Clarke

Drinking At The Castle

Pickled eggs. Eggs pickled? About twenty of them float in a screw top glass jar, sat between Tuckins teacakes dressed in red and silver foil, and packets of pork scratchings, my favourite snack, 80p.

Sex Education

“In the dungeon, to perfect oral attention, we would practice this for at least a month…”

Pregnancy Tests

Meandering through trolleys, down aisles, past the bakery and dairy goods, this building was a maze.


“I would massage raw steak into it though and then fix it up, tartare.”