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Welcome To My PMS World. Please, Have A Seat!
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Mad about a thing? Want to make a documentary about it and upset a lot of other people too?
At The Doctor, Treat Me Like An Adult And Don’t Forget My Lollipop

In a hyperbolic nutshell of an amalgamation of biased memories and selective recall, this is my typical experience when dealing with physicians.
G’s Down, Ho’s Up: The Case For Considering The Genius, Not The Lifestyle, Of Beyoncé
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There Are A Number Of Things That Make Me Avoid The Gym Like The Plague

Before I answered “petite,” and now I’m stumped on how to describe my current body type, so I often rely on the old standard – celestial – since I have the measurements of a sultry, heaving planet.