Shit All Youtube Beauty Gurus Say

  1. I’m OBSESSED with this [insert product]!
  2. What’s going on with my hair? [Insert shot of perfect, voluminous, shiny hair]
  3. OHMYGAWD this [lipstick/candle/lippy/lotion/perfume/thing] smells. SO. GOOD. Like I can’t even begin to describe the smell, but UGH. I wish you could smell this UGH.
  4. I HIGHLY recommend this!
  5. I love you guys SO much!
  6. Oh. My. God guys…
  7. Like okay, I wouldn’t usually buy something sooo expensive, but like I’ve wanted this [overpriced item] for so long.
  8. So I just picked up a few items from the drugstore – jokes, I totally bought way too many! *oops*
  9. I don’t know how I feel about this one. I mean I like it, but I don’t like it, you know what I mean?
  10. Quick update video for you guys…
  11. This stuff is AH-MAY-ZING!
  12. *gasp* I have lipstick on my teeth!
  13. My lighting is like, so weird right now, I’m like so washed out. Sorry about that guys!
  14. This is like my favourite makeup brush e-ver. It’s the DFLRT 306c by LUSCIOUSLIPSCOLLECTIONSUMMERMAKEUP.
  15. #OOTD guys! Soooo today I’m wearing my favourite item from [insert brand name], I’ll leave a link in the description down below.
  16. *gasp* can we talk about THIS PACKAGING for a second? HOWCUTEIZTHIS. *squeal*
  17. To stand a chance to win this AMAZING giveaway, all you need to do is:
subscribe to my channel
subscribe to my second channel
don’t forget to subscribe to my third channel
follow me on twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat.
purchase my merch
purchase my sister’s merch
go to church
vote
and brush your teeth three times a day.
It’s really easy!
  18. I LOVE THESE! CAN YOU TELL HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE?
  19. Sorry about this (microscopic, practically non-existent “flaw”) UGH.
  20. Wait, is this in focus?
  21. THANKSFORWATCHINGGUYS! I’ll see you next week [insert day of the week] for my next video! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee *microphone explodes* TC mark

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