Things Johnny Rzeznik Of The Goo Goo Dolls May Be Thinking Right Now

I was the Adam Levine of 1998.

When I die, they should put a lock of my hair next to the glasses John Lennon wore when he was shot. I wonder who I need to call to set that up…

Only 7,000 Twitter followers? This is ridiculous. You guys know I wrote “Iris,” right??

God, I hope there’s a Transformers 4… Maybe I’ll e-mail Michael and see if he’s got anything in the pipeline.

Hey, what if we did a tour with Maroon 5? That would be cool. The MarGOOn 5 Concert Series… something like that. We could take turns headlining each night. I bet Adam would be up for that.

I need to pick up some more tank tops before then.

Does Adam wear tank tops? He should. I mean, he totally has the body for it…

Maybe I should let Robby sing more on the next record. He’s been in a real funk since that barista mistook him for Chaz Bono.

“Give a Little Bit” was a mistake, plain and simple. Ugh. Why didn’t I listen when Mike pitched “Goodbye Stranger”?

We should go back to sounding like The Replacements.

Would it be weird if I sent Adam a tank top? TC mark

image – HereIsGone


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  • Samie Rose

    Love this, though I wished it had been longer.

    • Asdf

      Oh, the double entendre…

  • Sarah N. Knutson

    Currently listening to GGD, even. Brilliant :)

  • Brian McElmurry

    This is like a runaway train… (that’s awesome) wait wrong band. does anyone know their name? Winona Ryder knows

  • Chazfan

    Love the Chaz Bono humor.

  • The Internet

    Great Post. I don’t want this to sound too back-handed but please encourage this variety of post over the “gasoline on the fire for hipster-hate” type of post, and don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

  • Patt

    You obviously have way too much time on your hands…
    This was really lame!!!

  • Lauren Wilford

    I love you. 

  • Lisa Chmielewski

    cant wait 4 tunite

  • Lisa Chmielewski

    i would like to be part of your fanclub or meet john someday soon. i live in florida and you are performing here tonight. . I am on facebook and mypace match and e harmony . yet i always liked you john r..You can email me at or 5613051495

    • dip

      best troll yet

  • Fuensanta100

    hahahah i loved it! I cant believe they only have 7,000 fans. He wrote iris!! 

  • Fuensanta100

    hahahah i loved it! I cant believe they only have 7,000 fans. He wrote iris!! 

  • Sdsadlk

    This post led me to hear iris for the first time.  I like it and will probably download it and add it to a playlist or set it as a ringtone or something.  I also like Johnny Rezeznik.  In this video he looks like Marilyn Manson before the accident.

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