I would have said, Abby Norman is a fat virgin. Or, Abby Norman got turned down by a Jehovah’s Witness. Or, Abby Norman is weird.
In many places along the coast, you can drive for miles with the ocean at your side. In my coastal town, just driving to the grocery store I get a full view of the bay.
Don’t puke in the sink, they’re going to use that to rinse body parts.