I know that it’s an erotic novel of some sort, loosely associated with Twilight (but perhaps not explicitly?) and that women love it. Still, what the color grey or the many shades in which it comes has to do with an erotic Twilight novel is beyond me.
I’ve issued concerns. Accounts have been deleted, data plans cancelled. Brash lines of questioning have been directed. I’ve offered alternatives: Parks can be strolled through. Bands can be formed, instruments rocked out on. Eye contact can be made. There are reports of eye contact being made.