A. Nugent

Don’t answer, just clutch your large copy of Pride and Prejudice and begin wailing. I find wailing always works quite well.

If you want to see me behave like the hungry lioness, crouching in the African brush waiting to attack her prey, try and borrow my laptop. I’ll warn you first, you should probably protect your jugular, because things are about to get ugly. I see you ‘friend.’