Emily Wolff

Over the course of a month I’ve seen myself get stronger and become increasingly hooked on the workout, to the point that I’m now trying to create a budgeting strategy that will allow me to continue my addiction… I mean, hobby.

First of all, the website domain is “preserve.us.” Not even a dot-com site. Already elitist.

$1.50 hot dog meal combo?! This place makes a baseball stadium look bougie. Indulge often. You can head to the treadmill section of the store later.

As much as I want to be Switzerland in the war between *N Sync and BSB, it’s time to pick a side.

You want to drink in DC? Read this handy-ass guide.