Valaniece

You wake up, shower, get dressed, run late to work, catch the bus, sprint to the office, avoid your boss, sit at your desk, open up your computer, check your emails, respond to none of them, spend way too much time getting coffee, and wait until it’s time to go home.

According to my logic, if you stalk them hard enough, then you’ll somehow gain their attention.

Sagittarius: But the amazing thing about you Sagittarius is that you don’t fall deeply in love with just a significant other, you fall deeply in love with anything worth loving.

I’m a real Jeffery Dahmer when it comes to flirting.

Libra: In 2018, you fear that people’s desire to change will cause tensions or conflict.

Leo: “Dee.” Strong, independent, ambitious, talented, and compassionate. Just a few of the many lies that you tell yourself.

Oregon: You’re the type of girlfriend who forgives.

Sagittarius: Stop dicking around and forge a path for yourself. 2017 has been…well, it’s been all over the place so you need to get it together because in 2018, pieces will begin to fall into place.