Derek Lawrence

What’s the ideal opening line? Let’s imagine that we approach you in a bar and you turn to see us, what do you hope comes out of his mouth first?

Male best friendship is an interesting dynamic. It’s very different from that of females. Far and away the thing that separates the two types is that female best friends seem to share everything.

1. Pitbull is Prominently Involved

Unfortunately all good things must come to an end, just ask Myspace. If for some reason you’re still living in the past, here are the reasons you need to bid adieu to Facebook.

“Was discussing meeting up with a guy from Tinder and when talking about it he asked if I had any hot friends to bring along. I asked if he was bringing any friends and he said no.

Everything will be your fault. Your brother got in a fight at school while you were at home sick? If you would’ve toughed it out then this wouldn’t have happened.

Instead of ordering delivery you will go out of your way to pick up your pizza to have some brief human interaction outside of your house.