Iris Milanova

There’s something utterly captivating about this infamous instrument — it represents freedom, peace, and whole other level of cool; other instruments simply can’t compare.

2. You begin to compare yourself to other successful people that are your age. At or around the age of 27, you’ll begin to feel like you’re behind in life’s game of Monopoly.

It is the city that is always one step ahead of the game, going non-stop 24/7 in its quest to dominate the world stage.

6. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Start texting his phone every 30 minutes. If you want to take it to the next level, do it every 15 minutes. Texts should be short, annoying, and unimportant. Examples: “I hate traffic, how about you?” and “what color are your pajamas”.

6. Don’t get intoxicated during your shift.

He gives you the remote when you’re over at his place and he lets you pick the movie when going to the cinema. This is major.

4. Don’t get jealous. It’s a fact: if you’re dating a steller hottie from the Balkans, other guys will constantly hit on her. Also, she’ll probably continually get hit on until she’s about 50 years old, so you better get used it.