Rachael Sacks

Most people who know me would probably be shocked that one of my larger regrets from Undergrad was not pledging.

“I thought being famous could fix everything but I guess I was wrong.”

Honestly, I don’t have time for someone and don’t even know if they would be cool with having to deal with Rich Woman being their girlfriend.

I’m just poor little Rach(a)el (depending on the intelligence of the commentator) Sacks who just was soooooo sad that a cashier showed her a little disdain.

I’m not one of those people who try to be poor to relate to people. I think that’s honestly really disgusting behavior, it’s as if you’re saying that you have to make yourself into something you think is beneath you to get others to like you.

A great night for me is sitting around watching Family Guy, drinking a beer and masturbating.