Dallas Rico

The scariest thing about falling in love is the uncertainty.

What’s that you feel? Are those real tears running down your cheek? They immediately harden to ice in the bitter New York winter. You decide to leave them there.

I don’t deserve a woman as good as she. Though she concedes that we are all human and make mistakes, that doesn’t excuse the fact that I continue to fail her. I can’t give her what she needs.

“We’ll see you again soon.” What does that mean? Does he want to see me again personally? Why can’t people just say what they mean?!

Repeatedly do one or any combination of these and you’ll be sure to end the relationship in no time, or your money back guaranteed.

It happens all the time: when I go out to a club, party, bar, or any event where alcohol is present and mention I don’t drink, people seem to take it as a challenge.

In an episode of HBO’s Girls, Marnie claims in-person communication is always ideal — but old-fashioned. Like telegraphs and rotary phones. In her opinion, texting is the mode of communication of the times.