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Zach Arlen

Sometimes I write things.

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The only one who can judge people is the Lord himself. Unfortunately, the Lord is often MIA when there’s prime judging to be done.

I swear if you use your spatula to make another pile of rice shaped into a heart look like it’s beating I’m going to take a dump on the grill.

In reality, the person who tries to win the lottery is an idiot and the person who never tries is smart.