A Gift Guide For Your Annoying Vegan Friend

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Many of us have vegan friends who we’re close enough to that we’ll buy them a gift for the holidays, but not so much that we’re aware of their diet and lifestyle habits. If you’re out of the loop on what’s eatable, drinkable, wearable and all that good stuff in terms of vegan standards, here’s your guide to purchasing things that they’ll actually be able to enjoy.

Vegan Police Shirt

The contents seen on this shirt are a reference from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, but even if your friend hasn’t seen the movie it’s relevant to some degree. Also it’s 100% cotton so there’s that.

Vegan Wine Sampler

Perhaps your vegan friend won’t lighten up so you’d like to get them buzzed on a sampler of organic wines. If that’s the case then look no further because this can give them the quick fix they need — plus, you know you’re at least a little bit curious what it tastes like too.

Vegan Knee High Socks

These suckers are unisex so regardless of your vegan friend’s gender they are a must. Also, there are few better deeds one can do than to add to a beloved buddy’s knee high collection.

Vegan Chocolate Recipes

You can’t just pretend like delicious treats don’t exist because you’re vegan, so it’s important to find ways to have access to great desserts without breaking the rules of your diet. Dairy-free or not, chocolate is a necessity to many and these loopholes will do your vegan friend’s sweet-tooth all types of favors.

Vegan Pizza Guide

Again, there are important things that your Vegan friend needs to know and obviously this is one. Basically everything just mentioned about chocolate but replace that with pizza and a sweet-tooth with a general appetite.

Vegan Fruit Snacks

Again, we’re focusing on the important things (edibles). As a bonus, it’ll be difficult for your vegan friend to talk about their diet and give you a sales pitch on it with a mouth full of berry flavored fruit snacks.

Vegan condoms

Vegan friends need love too — and protection.

Vegan Decal

What better way to let the world know about your dieting habits and stuff than a decal on your vehicle or laptop or bicycle or what have you.

You may not want to walk a mile in your vegan friend’s shoes to better understand him/her, but purchase a fresh pair for them and call it a day.