Fairy Tales For 20-Somethings: Beauty And The Beast Have A Romantic Dinner
The Beast made Beauty a romantic dinner for two.
“I feel so lucky to know you,” he said. “You’re the thing that makes me happy to be alive.”
Beauty’s heart swelled. “That’s exactly how I feel about you.”
Then that candlestick guy raised the volume on his episode of Downton Abbey.
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There’s nothing worse than the person who pretends to wear their heart on their sleeve when they actually have an ace up it.
Yeah. I forgot my kid in the bathtub. So what? You have a problem with that? Well I’ll tell you why I forgot him there. I was out having sex. With men.
I do not now, nor have I ever felt, that I’ve been at any disadvantage for being a member of the “fairer sex.” Truth be told, I’ve always felt far more fortunate than my male counterparts.
When the steel pipe was passed to me, I took it, knowing that I was sinning.