Fairy Tales For 20-Somethings: Rapunzel Gets A Questionable Haircut
By Tim Manley
Very brief fairy tales for 20-somethings.
Rapunzel cut all her hair off and everyone was totally into it but one unexpected consequence was that she kept getting hit on by women.
After like the tenth time it happened she wanted to say to the girl, “Is this still a thing, that only lesbians have short hair? Can’t pretty much anyone have short hair now?” But then she was like, Eh, yolo, and they made out.