1. Terrible kissers.
“Terrible kisser who takes absolutely no guidance. Really, just being terrible at anything sexual without listening to guidance. At that point is becomes clear you’re only there for your pleasure.”
2. Dick pics.
“Please don’t send me dick pics, especially if I’ve already told you not to. I’m not going to masturbate to it and I’m not interested in seeing it. Had one guy in particular repeatedly offer to send me a dick pic, I politely said no every time and he eventually ended up sending one anyway. I blocked him after that.”
3. If you’re an idiot, goodbye.
“If he’s an idiot. I don’t care how handsome you are. If you’re an idiot, goodbye.”
4. If he lives with his parents.
“The ultimate loss of lady boner…living with your parents.”