Woman Makes YouTube Video on How to do Your Makeup Like Black Swan
“I wanna be just like Natalie Portman. I wanna be perrrfect. In every single way possible. The first thing you have to do is you have to make sure your face is very white. Because the lighter your skin, the more perfect you are. The darker your skin, the more trashy and disgusting and slave-like you’re gonna look.”
Bleak? Depressing? Funny? Liberating? You decide.
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You break it to them as softly as can. They immediately beg you to stay.
As much as I appreciate someone telling me to keep my chin up when going through a hard time, I’m fairly certain I’d rather them let me punch dance out my rage in their backyard.
At their biological core, men are ruled by sexuality. They identify potential mates using their eyes first, while women take a more complicated approach.
You probably thought I was going to recommend Orange Is The New Black but I’m not.