1. It saved his relationship My roommate punched himself in the eye and faked being jumped, because his girlfriend was about to break up with him. They are now married. — beergoggler 2.
“You remind me of sunshine. I’d almost forgotten what that was like.”
“Double and triple texts because you don’t answer within 30 seconds.”
The 6 year old grabbed a kitchen knife and started chasing me with it. And he wasn’t playing, either. He genuinely wanted to stab me, and almost got me on the arm.
By the time my dad had finished implanting fictitious memories into my boyfriend’s mind, he was in love with the girl he was set to marry. Even worse, he had no idea who I was anymore.
Don’t Click On This Link — Don’t Visit This Website When I was little, the only books I read were mysteries. Nancy Drew. Wishbone. The Adventures Of Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Because not everything is so black and white.
A favorite of mine by the magical Brianna Wiest, this piece is honest, without being too harsh or preachy. Wiest’s wise words will have you glued to the screen, I can guarantee it.
It’s hard to concentrate on work when you keep popping into my head.
“Textbook had them draw their ideal pet. A 10-year-old drew a human chained up in a cage, with an electric shock box attached to them with wires.”