Cat Runs For Senate In Virginia, Comes In 3rd
The campaign for Hank began as a joke, but his grassroots movement received over 7,000 write-in votes and raised $60,000 for animal rescue organizations — any other senate hopefuls who can say that? Didn’t think so. Let’s hope cat campaigns are here to stay — they look so good in bow ties!
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Years from now, most people won’t remember what “stuff” they got or gave, but they will remember a kind word, emotional generosity, and feelings of appreciation.
“Me and my orgy circle got adventurous with this and absolutely loved it… I personally had to wrap my penis in some Crime Scene tape to make it fit right.” (“Adam”)
You’re the one their significant other really has to win over.
5. The Phantom of the Opera