When you first start dating someone, it can be easy to overlook personality flaws. But eventually the relationship reaches its boiling point where the person’s asshole qualities can no longer be ignored/tolerated.
I was at a bar in New York when a nice looking guy came right up to me and bought me a drink.
Unlike college, he did not forget my existence after that night, and for the next two weeks my phone was bombarded with text message after text message.
5. Use Extra Toilet Paper So That The Next Person To Use The Toilet Has None
Your head hurts. Actually, scratch that, your entire existence hurts.
“John, hold her down!” Natasha jumped up with a fork fat from tangles of spaghetti. John got out of his seat and knocked me onto the ground. He pinned down my arms while Natasha straddled me.
These lists always describe incredibly common activities as if they’re something out of the ordinary.