Thought Catalog
January 29, 2016

23 Times Instagram’s ‘Daddy Issues’ Inspired You To Be The Best Slut You Can Be

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What is the issue?

1. When she gave you the perfect role model to emulate.

2. When she offered an excellent definition for “grown woman.”

3. When she wisely reminded you that “life is too short to pretend u don’t like getting choked during sex.”

4. When she made the careful distinction between being a “hoe” and being a “hoe enabler.”

5. When she reminded you that u r not alone.

6. When she presented you with a priceless character-building tip.

7. When she wished you nothing but sheer happiness, becuz she is kind.

8. When she attached an adorable face to sluthood.

9. When she attached an adorable face to sluthood (part deux).

10. When she attached an adorable face to sluthood (part tres).

11. When she attached an adorable face to sluthood (part cuatro).

12. When she reminded you that men are nothing if not #replaceable.

13. When she mourned your loss of innocence.

14. When she learned u some math.

15. When she summed up exactly what best friendship is made of.

16. When she reminded you to count your blessings.

17. When she encouraged you to drive safe.

18. When she urged you to act boldly. Fearlessly.

Do you ever wanna cuddle with you boyfriend and then realize you don't have one??? LOL because same.

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19. When she gave you an incredible exit strategy for those times you’re greeted by an unsightly d.

20. When she spoke to your split personality.

21. When she defined “fast friends.”

22. When she told you to run—fast.

23. When she showed you what *drowning in the d* looks like.

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