Thought Catalog
January 3, 2011

Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From

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10. BLUEBERRY

One stares at a blueberry attempting a blowjob—usually by sort of shyly rolling itself, nearly imperceptibly, up and down the penis’ shaft—and feels only a mild, undemanding, almost soothing sensation of bleakness. This sensation is known as The Blueberry Incentive and is rewarding enough for some to seek out the rare, depraved, debt-ridden blueberry that’s willing to perform oral sex for an exorbitant fee.