There are plenty of things to look forward to now that seventy-five percent of the world wants to eat you.
1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies Premise: Three friends visit a carnival and stumble into a world full of occultists and disfigured monsters.
48. People who send 10-second Snapchats.
Can you believe the Zack Snyder/James Gunn Dawn of the Dead remake came out ten years ago today?
When this movie came out, it became a cultural phenomenon and ushered in the trend of Japanese horror remakes overtaking cinemas.
10. He never asks you back to his place because the coffin is too small.
Outside of the physical benefits of zombiehood, there are myriad psychological advantages. I’ve never seen a zombie freak out about money.
Even the ones who have been killed off…
2. Children’s Artwork. What’s that, little Timmy — you want to show me your drawing? Let’s see it, I’m sure it’s really nic – OH MY GOD, IT’S YOUR FAMILY HANGING FROM TREES…