Shwoop-shwoop-shwoop went the shovels, until finally — a thud! The coffin! It bounced from corner to corner, back and forth. They stared at the gold-plated casket, mouths gaping until finally the lid forced itself open.
I couldn’t help but scoff. “You saying you’re a Ghostbuster?”
“That’s putting a bit too fine of a point on it for my liking. Plus, I think the title might be taken.”
What do the walkers do during the day? Chill underground or something?
My story was about “Zombie,” a new drug that had hit the streets of Detroit, but was still so underground only those heavily entrenched in the world of hard drugs and law enforcement knew about it.
1. Use your record collection. 2. The lid of the toilet tank. 3. If you’re good at golf, you can take them out from a distance. 4. Kitchen appliances are cool, but not always reliable. 5.
There are plenty of things to look forward to now that seventy-five percent of the world wants to eat you.
1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies Premise: Three friends visit a carnival and stumble into a world full of occultists and disfigured monsters.
48. People who send 10-second Snapchats.
Can you believe the Zack Snyder/James Gunn Dawn of the Dead remake came out ten years ago today?