Aquarius: You’re like, 75 and trying to make sure you leave a legacy behind.
Taurus: You take way too long to make your move. You’re friendly instead of flirty. Sweet instead of sexy.
Aries may have the will of a survivor, but their temper sure isn’t going to save them.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Take a risk this summer by doing something you’ve always wanted to do. Ahem, SKYDIVING! Sign up and show up because it’s about to be an adrenaline overload.
Capricorn: All of the wrong guys love you because they think you’re not serious when you say you’re looking for something serious. The wrong guys think you’re just trying to be ‘unattached.’
You end up in a relationship with someone who openly weeps every time an animal commercial comes on.
Aquarius: They miss you the most when they hear that song you loved. The song that you used to play during every car ride.
Sagittarius: You choose with your heart.
Gemini: Stop trying to please everybody.
Libra: You can’t make up your mind about anything. Every time you make any plans, even just walking down the street for a drink, it becomes a 26-step process. Should we invite anyone else? Well won’t Marc get mad if we invite Julia and Karl but not him? This Yelp review says the cocktails are delicious but only gave it 3.5 stars – how can we trust them?