Sagittarius: You rise from failure by looking on the bright side of this experience (you learned something, you discovered a better path, you met someone important to you, etc) and by ruminating on how different of a person you would be if you hadn’t gone through this difficult challenge.
Scorpio: You’re not afraid to go after what you want, your passion is always contagious, and you don’t rely on other people’s approval to do whatever it is that you want to do.
Pisces-Aries (3/17-3/23): You’re somehow whimsical and focused.
Aries (March 21st to April 19th) You get over an almost-relationship by saying ‘yes’ to everything. You’ve always found energy, joy, and comfort from trying new things, so the way that you slowly heal from the not-quite-significant-other who broke your heart is…
Gemini: You can’t accept the differences in you and a partner. You want it all your way…or the highway.
The day I stopped reading my horoscopes
I was at the beach
Recovering from the greatest
Nervous breakdown in my life
The woman who loves me lost both her parents. My mom lost a tooth when my father touched her with his fist, because the kitchen knife failed to hit her.
Sagittarius: The world isn’t all about you and the day you realize that you will (maybe) stop being such a horrible person!! You are so painfully shallow.
Libra: Despite being considered balanced, you’re secretly lazy as hell and you need to work on motivating yourself. Don’t stay in a rut.
Leo: He wants the sex – without all the other obligations. He’s trying to make it into an almost thing.