Sure, you can craft a cover letter like nobody’s business, but that doesn’t mean your room is as organized as your well written “about me” section.
Always check the location of your thong before exiting the bathroom. It is possible that you pulled it up over your sweater.
You have to literally prove your age to some especially annoying nonbelievers.
People will get jobs, and people will get rejected from their dream schools. You are coming up on four months of extreme highs and lows. Remember that it’s all white noise. Try to not let it make or break you on a daily basis.
Amnesty, abortion, and acid. The year 2015 looks a lot like 1972.
It’s perplexing how fast our lives can change course, causing us to reexamine things we thought were set in stone.
I remember my first beer. I think we all do. We all had to hide it from our parents because we were “too young.” So, we snuck out late at night or said we were “going to a friends house.” Why? It was exciting, we wanted to taste it on our lips and we wanted to feel the fire. Beer is more like a relationship and a breakup then you think.
The sequence of unfortunate events had me at my wits end. At this point, I was waiting for that one final completely ridiculous unimportant thing that would throw me into tears.
After all, the state motto is “Smiling faces, beautiful places.”
It took me a long time, probably too long, to realize that.