Men get to be badass. But women? We’re just nuts.
Because our breasts get in the way of the microphone, and having them slam into the mic stand is not only painful, but also dangerous.
My life is not lacking right now. So stop trying to make me feel like it is.
No one woman’s words changed my life as much as Joni Mitchell.
While men are under the pressure to succeed at one thing, women are held to a different standard: do it all, and do it well.
She is exactly the type of woman you want to be with because she can hold her own. Her character alone takes the pressure off of you. She always surprises you. Her going from adventurous to spontaneous makes you feel like you know her, but not really because there’s always something new.
She wants you to remind her that violent or controlling men are the exception, not the rule.
Because they give us less meat at Chipotle.
One of the relatively small tasks that comes along with my job is to build photo galleries for our website. The process is pretty simple, almost automatic. I don’t take the photos, I just load them into a gallery and click through each one to make sure everything looks good and the crops line up well before I post them online.
It was the scariest thing I’d ever seen.