This fall is a great season for female writers.
Surely there is no scientific breakthrough which allows you to inhale your body weight in stuffed crust pizza AND rock a dress which resembles a glitter pen.
You’re seen as “weird” and “neurotic” because you DO give a fuck.
I’m sure you’ve all had instances in your life where you’re just like ‘Oh my gosh, why are girls SO confusing?!?!’
As women, we lie all the time — sometimes to other people, but more often to ourselves. It’s not that we’re shady and bad people; it’s more complicated than that.
It’s clear that we are confusing the “third wave of feminism” with a cattle herding of sexual liberation, progression, and pop-culture.
4. “I date for the free food.”
When a group of girl friends get together there is bound to be a conversation or two about sex. Last weekend in particular there were many, and the topic of the elusive threesome came up for the first time since college.
“I’m not a goddess, for crying out loud.”
When lots of things happen in your life, time slows down.