Ah, the peacock: in his natural habitat, he is distinguished by fashion both strange and striking.
“Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned,” or better yet than a woman on her period.
I don’t hate the people; I hate the system of double standards. And if you don’t believe me, then I hate you.
3. Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.
It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.
A bath product that is deemed “too fancy” to use. It will be stored in the cupboard or displayed somewhere until the end of time.
My man side was guilt-tripping my white side, completely unaware that my man side was just as unfairly privileged as my white side.
1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button
Learn to take criticism in stride.
It’s not the universe’s fault this technique didn’t work.