At first, I thought it was the DUFF (designated unattractive fat friend) effect at work.
The question why inspires reverence.
When I hear females saying things along the lines of “I’m not friends with too many women because they’re too much drama,” I can’t help but cringe. After years of experiencing all kinds of female friendships both good and bad, I’ve asked myself the same question over and over again. Why do women hate each other?
1. Writing an email to someone and they email you back and spell your name wrong
The newest overpriced fitness craze for the aesthetically elite that has swept our urban areas, emptied the pockets of wannabes such as myself, and inspired an entirely new level of athletic-wear snobbery, is the Bar Method.
Getting woken up in the middle of the night to wipe shit out of another human’s ass crack might not be your definition of rock-bottom, but it’s mine.
Who let those dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?
“I can eat as much as I want and I don’t gain weight!”
If you take a phone call when you come up to the cash register — or god forbid, actually hold up the ‘one-minute’ finger to the cashier so you can finish what you’re saying while they try to keep the line moving — you are a huge asshole and I hope you get shortchanged every time you buy something.
3. You just got dumped recently and are in the process of rebuilding your existence without theirs.