The twins began to speak only to each other and their younger sister. Therapy didn’t work, and sending them to boarding school caused them to go completely catatonic when separated.
It started gradually. Simply, actually. A lot of sneezing. We both assumed it was allergies, and so did the doctor.
It’s really weird.
Bird poop facials.
She said she was a pro at handling pain, which made me feel better about putting hot wax on a fragile old lady.
What is this thing?
In mid-August I was starting to legitimately enjoy working at Disney; that is, until I got the complaint.
You could tell something was off…
“Do you want fries with th— UGH!”
It’s a mystery.