“For what seemed like 15 agonizing minutes, Mike Sweeney, the head writer of “Conan,” angrily and loudly denied those were my jokes.”
A mailman broke into one of the houses on his route — not to steal anything — just to try on some boots.
“Introducing Baby baby Jackson FREE TUMMY and HEARTBEAT!! This baby is the best of both worlds. His body has the squishy-ness of silicone in my opinion and the floppiness of a soft body reborn!”
I should have known when the squad car pulled into the run-down police station that something wasn’t quite right.
The crocodile-bride gets baptized, married, and even gets to dance!
You aren’t afraid of looking foolish.
Check out this cigar-shaped UFO hovering in the sky.
These folks aren’t hiding anything.
Dancing in the middle of the room when nobody else is.
We’re going to make this really special.