Think of how much character this show would be lacking as a result if the characters weren’t such total stoners.
He’s been kicked off Facebook like a million times.
People with Asperger’s are different. For a long time I didn’t see that. Or rather, I didn’t want to accept it.
Long story short: accept even the ugly things about you.
Convos about eating Guinea pigs, serial killers’ skull collections, and begging God for mercy. These are just too weird.
“I had one client who only wanted to see me when I was on my period.”
I wish this were a joke.
I have no idea what I would say to most of these…
This is how they cook bacon in Texas (apparently).
“For what seemed like 15 agonizing minutes, Mike Sweeney, the head writer of “Conan,” angrily and loudly denied those were my jokes.”