I have no idea what I would say to most of these…
This is how they cook bacon in Texas (apparently).
“For what seemed like 15 agonizing minutes, Mike Sweeney, the head writer of “Conan,” angrily and loudly denied those were my jokes.”
A mailman broke into one of the houses on his route — not to steal anything — just to try on some boots.
“Introducing Baby baby Jackson FREE TUMMY and HEARTBEAT!! This baby is the best of both worlds. His body has the squishy-ness of silicone in my opinion and the floppiness of a soft body reborn!”
I should have known when the squad car pulled into the run-down police station that something wasn’t quite right.
The crocodile-bride gets baptized, married, and even gets to dance!
You aren’t afraid of looking foolish.
Check out this cigar-shaped UFO hovering in the sky.
These folks aren’t hiding anything.