After I really heard it the first time I waited to see if it was a fluke. But after a second, again: tap-tap-tap-tap.
Let me explain.
Keep a positive mindset and remember, spring is just around the corner.
Winter Stormageddonpocalypse ’15 is bearing down on the Mid-South. As local meteorologists prepare for inordinate amounts of screen time, you should make ready for the coming storm. Here are some important tips to help you survive the storm of the century.
Try looking cute in winter. You can’t.
So you’re stuck in an apartment that has the thermostat wedged on sixty. You step out of the shower and intercept a wind chill at a breezy fifty miles per hour. It’s cold and you are fresh out of ideas on how to make a hoodie look cute. I’m here to proclaim that there are sneaky ways to conquer the winter chill.
You would never go to a bar on a Tuesday, but isn’t that what snow is all about?
Winter Grinches unite—the warmth is slowly and surely on its way.
Much of America is currently in a SERIOUS ARCTIC BLAST. This of course, is a major win for office watercooler areas everywhere.
Here’s to hoping this resonates with the locals, and makes you crazy East Coasters consider relocating.