Winter Stormageddonpocalypse ’15 is bearing down on the Mid-South. As local meteorologists prepare for inordinate amounts of screen time, you should make ready for the coming storm. Here are some important tips to help you survive the storm of the century.

So you’re stuck in an apartment that has the thermostat wedged on sixty. You step out of the shower and intercept a wind chill at a breezy fifty miles per hour. It’s cold and you are fresh out of ideas on how to make a hoodie look cute. I’m here to proclaim that there are sneaky ways to conquer the winter chill.