So you’re stuck in an apartment that has the thermostat wedged on sixty. You step out of the shower and intercept a wind chill at a breezy fifty miles per hour. It’s cold and you are fresh out of ideas on how to make a hoodie look cute. I’m here to proclaim that there are sneaky ways to conquer the winter chill.
You would never go to a bar on a Tuesday, but isn’t that what snow is all about?
Winter Grinches unite—the warmth is slowly and surely on its way.
Much of America is currently in a SERIOUS ARCTIC BLAST. This of course, is a major win for office watercooler areas everywhere.
Here’s to hoping this resonates with the locals, and makes you crazy East Coasters consider relocating.
“Bring your swimwear if driving 280, this morning.”
Do you ever *really* need to leave your bed?
You feel like you haven’t seen the sun in years. The time has “fallen back” which means it is nightfall by the time you leave work. You go home and indulge yourself in beers and tears in the bathtub. This is your life now.
There are some places in this vast, beautiful world where vehicle ownership is a luxury. America is not one of them.
It’s dark by the time you get home from work. Seriously, who has motivation to be productive when it’s dark by 5:00pm?!