“Bring your swimwear if driving 280, this morning.”
Do you ever *really* need to leave your bed?
You feel like you haven’t seen the sun in years. The time has “fallen back” which means it is nightfall by the time you leave work. You go home and indulge yourself in beers and tears in the bathtub. This is your life now.
There are some places in this vast, beautiful world where vehicle ownership is a luxury. America is not one of them.
It’s dark by the time you get home from work. Seriously, who has motivation to be productive when it’s dark by 5:00pm?!
We’re looking at a high pressure adorable front, with fetch speeds reaching up to 10 MPH.
The nights are no longer insufferably hot. Lay down your head, little angel, and actually enjoy sleeping under your puffy duvet that you spent so much money on.
“Speak my name and I shall appear.”
-The Devil (aka Tropical Storm Arthur)
The United States will be playing against Germany today in Recife, Brazil.
You’re going to need a lot of booze.