I’ve written about a lot of really weird shit. Researching said shit has led me to engage in some pretty questionable activities in the past: breaking into abandoned government installations, consuming mind-altering chemicals, and even making OKCupid profiles. But I’ve never felt like my life was truly in jeopardy until the time I tried to write about a video game.
The drumming cadence of Charlie’s Big Wheel resonated off rough concrete as he pedaled down the sidewalk towards Big City Arcade. Small clouds of dirt and dust blossomed behind the plastic tires.
Logan wasn’t a great student, but that fact never really seemed to bother him.
You realize that most boys are shit-talking pigs.
A court has now fined a 23-year-old German man for slipping a sedative drug into his girlfriend’s tea so that he could keep playing video games, rather than having to spend a quiet night with his partner.
1. The Seasoned Vet
So you’ve found the girl of your dreams – the one that’s perfect in almost every way! All except for one thing; she’s not a gamer.
10) “Mario Kart 64”
This has never existed before in the history of the world.
You know you’re a better driver because of Mario Kart and Grand Theft Auto. You knew how to drive before you learned how to drive.