I’ll admit it.
“I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches.”
13. Not to be rude, but aren’t all Americans fat?
1. It’s the best unintentional comedy ever.
It’s the nutritional equivalent of the person you can make rude jokes with and bring home to your parents.
Yes, you read that right. I do not hate Valentines Day. Oh sure, I groan along with everyone else when the subject comes up, pretend it’s such an annoyance, but I’m lying.
Valentine’s Day is not just for couples to share their love; it’s for everyone to share love.
New fancy sheets to replace the ones we got Cheeto dust on when we were drinking whiskey in bed last night.
Your Invisible Boyfriend will be your very own personalized romantic version of a Tamagotchi.
1. Ice cream is better than dinner.