1. Starbucks gets her name wrong, causing her to choke on her pumpkin spice latte. 2. While trying to take a picture of a rainbow, a car speeds past her and splashes her with street water. 3.
The shift from being complimented to being condoned to being condemned for doing what is popular has been a rapid but hypocritical one.
She is the girl who will open you up to new cultures as she explains what her Chinese wrist tattoo means.
6. I have very minimal experience with minorities.
I give up already.
It’s fall. This is our time to shine. Our prime, if you will. October is our favorite month. National Mean Girls Day, pumpkin flavored items are back, scarf season; it’s like a perfect storm of everything that makes us who we are.
“They just buy things,” I said, seriously thinking about people in the neighborhood. “Like, that’s all they do all day. Is just buy things.”
You at least semi-know the Greek alphabet.
1. You love Starbucks as much, if not more than your least favorite family member.
Glitter keychains that said things like “100% Angel.” (Bonus points if they said “100% Devil” on the back.)